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Rings 1 Giant Cage in the Most Violent Match in Wrestling
| AEW Dynamite: Blood & Guts, 6/29/22
**CONTAINS
SPOILERS**
Tonight’s
episode of AEW DYNAMITE: Blood & Guts was broadcast
live from the Little Caesars Arena in Detroit, MI!
Tony Schiavone, Excalibur, and “The Human Suplex
Machine” Taz were the broadcast team for tonight’s
event.
It’s Wednesday night and you know what that means!
“All Ego” Ethan Page (with American Top
Team’s Dan Lambert) vs. “Freshly Squeezed”
Orange Cassidy (with Best Friends)!
Dan Lambert ordered ref Bryce Remsburg to send Best
Friends to the back, and Bryce had no choice but to
follow the rules of the athletic commission.
Ethan Page grabbed Orange and pulled him to the mat.
Orange jumped to his feet and dropkicked Page. Orange
blocked a hip toss and grabbed “All Ego”
with an arm drag. Orange jumped off the top rope with
a diving cross body press.
Ethan Page shoulder blocked Orange Cassidy, sending
him careening to the mat. Ethan hoisted up Cassidy
with a vertical suplex and took him down.
“He’s got control over Orange Cassidy and
he’s taking his time,” said Taz of Ethan
Page.
Page kicked Orange and followed up with a brainbuster
for a near fall. Page tried for the Ego’s Edge
but Orange slipped out. Orange capitalized with a
hurracanrana. Lambert grabbed Orange’s boot to
distract him. Ethan Page squashed Cassidy with a powerslam
for a two-count.
Orange rallied back with the Stundog Millionaire!
Orange nailed Page with a DDT for a two-count! Dan
Lambert jumped on the ring apron, trying to draw Orange’s
attention away from Ethan Page. Orange avoided the
distraction and clocked Ethan Page with two Orange
Punches and then a body slam to pin Ethan Page!
“What a win for Orange Cassidy,” said Excalibur.
Tony Schiavone was on the ramp to interview Christian
Cage!
It’s been two weeks since Christian’s post-match
attack on Jungle Boy.
Christian Cage: “Now Tony, I was asked by upper
management to come out here and apologize for the
insensitive remarks I made last week about Jungle
Boy’s family. I’ve never apologized for
anything I’ve ever done or said my entire career.
That being said, Jungle Boy, I’m sorry your entire
family isn’t dead and they had to witness you
and me two weeks ago in that ring on DYNAMITE.
“The only thing this scumbag city has going for
it is that you’re close to Canada. Now you motor
city sweat hogs might be wondering why I’m standing
out here in street clothes when I requested a match.
I requested a match but I never said it was for me.”
Out walked Luchasaurus!
Luchasaurus entered the ring to face Serpentico, while
Christian Cage stood outside the ring and watched.
Luchasaurus headbutted Serpentico! He sent Serpentico
for a ride with a wheelbarrow suplex! Luchasaurus
tied up Serpentico’s legs, locked him in a snare
trap and applied a nerve hold. Serpentico was forced
to tap out!
“Christian Cage has found himself a very valuable
ally,” said Excalibur.
After the match, Luchasaurus yanked Serpentico out
of the ring. Luchasaurus choke slammed Serpentico
on the arena floor!
Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviewed the TNT Champion
Scorpio Sky and Wardlow!
Wardlow: “I’m done talking. I’m sick
of this. Bring every member of American Top Team.
I’ll treat every one of them like they are security
guards and then I’ll beat your ass and take that
title home.”
Sky: “OK, since you’re so tough, let’s
have a street fight next week with the title at stake!”
Trios Tag Team Match!
The Acclaimed’s “Platinum” Max Caster,
Austin & Colten Gunn (with Anthony Bowens and
Billy Gunn)
vs.
Danhausen
and AAA, ROH, and IWGP Tag Team Champions FTR—Dax
Harwood & Cash Wheeler!
Austin and Cash locked up. Austin felt good as he
got the upper hand on the opposition. Austin tripped
up Cash Wheeler, being sent face first into the canvas.
Wheeler grabbed Austin and hit him with an atomic
drop. Dax tagged in and chopped away at Austin’s
chest. He followed up with a suplex to Austin for
a near fall. Danhausen tagged in and dropped an elbow
across Austin’s spine.
Danhausen sent Colten halfway across the ring with
a hurracanrana. Colten retaliated with a stiff shot
to Danhausen’s head, practically knocking the
face paint right off Danhausen. Colten dropkicked
Danhausen.
Dax Harwood tagged in and dropped Austin and Caster
with hard shots. FTR suplexed the Gunn Club. Dax kept
on Austin with multiple German Suplexes. Austin was
looking for the Quick Draw but Dax blocked it and
then tagged in Danhausen.
Danhausen pump kicked Austin and attempted the GTS
but Bowens jumped into the ring with his crutch and
inadvertently clocked Austin in the face with it.
Danhausen pinned Austin after the shot.
“The Gunn Club is not happy with the Acclaimed
right now,” said Excalibur.
“Billy Gunn wants an explanation from Bowens,”
said Taz.
Austin Gunn finally got up and shoved Bowens. Billy
Gunn shoved Austin to the mat, trying to calm him
down.
“He’s either trying to make peace or siding
with the Acclaimed,” said Tony Schiavone.
Sonjay Dutt was backstage with Jay Lethal and Satnam
Singh.
Lethal demanded Samoa Joe defend his ROH TV Championship
against Lethal at Death Before Dishonor next month
on pay-per-view!
TBS Championship Open Challenge!
Champ Jade Cargill (with Stokely Hathaway and Kiera
Hogan) vs. Leila Grey!
Jade walloped Leila with knee strikes. Jade caught
Grey and countered with a fallaway slam! Grey charged
into the corner with a step-up knee strike but Jade
countered a running bulldog with a pump kick! Cargill
smashed Grey with Jaded and then pinned her!
Jade is 34-0!
Jade: “I am tired of all you fans and all these
women in the back bitching and moaning. Next time
Stokely, give me some real competition.”
Stokely: “She’s fired up and I know why.
Last night this queen gave an opportunity to every
single woman in the locker room. Grey doesn’t
even work here and she had the wherewithal to seize
the moment. Athena and Statlander, you’re just
lazy.”
Athena and Kris Statlander ran to the ring! Athena
was about to jump off the top rope but Stokely whispered
something in Grey’s ear. Grey shoved Athena off
the rope and then Jade, Kiera, and Leila got the upper
hand.
The AEW Tag Team Champions the Young Bucks were backstage.
Matt said the Forbidden Door still might be open just
a little bit and said Hirooki Goto and Yoshi Hashi
can face them on Friday at Rampage!
BLOOD & GUTS CAGE MATCH!
Jim
Ross joined the commentary team for the main event.
The Jericho Appreciation Society—Angelo Parker,
Matt Menard, Daniel Garcia, Jake Hager, Sammy Guevara
(with Tay Conti), & “The Wizard” Chris
Jericho
vs.
The
Blackpool Combat Club—(AEW Interim World Champion
Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli, and Wheeler Yuta,
accompanied by William Regal) & Eddie Kingston,
Santana, & Ortiz!
The Jericho Appreciation Society scored the man advantage
at Forbidden Door this past Sunday on pay-per-view.
William Regal joined the broadcast booth for this
match.
Sammy began for the Jericho Appreciation Society,
while Claudio started the match for the Blackpool
Combat Club.
“If I was Sammy, I’d be running for the
hills right now,” said Regal.
Claudio rammed Sammy into the turnbuckles and followed
up with European Uppercuts! Sammy tried to chop Claudio’s
chest but Claudio shrugged it off and blasted Sammy
with more European Uppercuts! Sammy began to scale
the cage and Claudio met him up there and yanked Sammy
down onto the ring ropes.
Sammy spring boarded off the ropes to create distance
from Claudio. Sammy gave Claudio the middle finger.
Claudio was looking for an elevator uppercut but Sammy
countered with a cutter!
Daniel Garcia was the next man to enter and he began
to stomp a mudhole into Claudio. Sammy attacked from
the other side, but Claudio wouldn’t be shut
down. Finally Sammy connected with a kick that rang
Claudio’s bells. Sammy and Daniel double suplexed
Claudio.
Wheeler Yuta was in next and he got control of Garcia
with a series of German Suplexes. Yuta turned his
attention to Sammy and dumped Sammy with German Suplexes.
Claudio flung Garcia across the ring.
Jake Hager entered for the Jericho Appreciation Society.
Hager caught Wheeler off the top turnbuckle and slammed
him. Hager and Claudio had a stare down.
“The clash of the titans,” said Regal.
“The match does not officially begin until all
12 men enter the ring,” said Excalibur.
Hager dropped hammer fists on Claudio until Moxley
entered and chucked a chair at Hager. Moxley turned
Garcia inside out with a suplex. Moxley followed up
with cross faces on Garcia. Moxley raked Garcia’s
face across the steel cage. Moxley jabbed a fork into
Garcia’s forehead.
Claudio lifted up Sammy and then dropped him into
Moxley’s cutter. Then Wheeler splashed Sammy
from the top turnbuckle. Angelo Parker came into the
ring next and tried to flee from the Blackpool Combat
Club! Claudio grabbed him and sent him for a ride
with the gut wrench suplex! Moxley was waiting right
there for an uppercut on Parker. Yuta and Claudio
blasted Angelo with uppercuts.
“All of the Jericho Appreciation Society just
about is down,” said Taz.
Hager nailed Claudio’s ankle with a steel chair!
Garcia blasted Yuta with a shotgun dropkick! Ortiz
entered the fray next! He dished out clotheslines
to the Jericho Appreciation Society! Moxley spilled
a bag of broken glass and spiked Angelo with a piledriver.
Matt Menard entered the ring with a steel chair, waffling
Jon Moxley with it. Menard drilled Moxley, opening
up Moxley’s wound from Forbidden Door.
Santana brought a barb wire bat and a table into the
ring. Santana fired off chops on Menard! Moxley had
a pocket full of skewers and spiked Menard in the
forehead with them!
Chris Jericho had his baseball bat and entered the
ring, but Ortiz ducked and DDT’ed “The Wizard”!
“Months of frustration from Ortiz directed at
Jericho,” said Excalibur.
Claudio turned around and ate a Code Breaker from
Jericho. Eddie came in with a kendo stick and be began
cracking members of the Jericho Appreciation Society
with it! And the match officially began with Kingston
in the ring.
The fans began to chant “This is awesome! This
is awesome! This is awesome!”
Tay Conti passed Jericho a bottle of rubbing alcohol
through the cage. Yuta and Moxley took down Daniel
Garcia with the Doomsday Device. Kingston and Ortiz
powerbombed Hager through a table!
Moxley and Yuta had black bags and opened them, pouring
out thumb tacks. Ortiz and Claudio tore up the canvas
to expose the wooden boards. Jericho put the Walls
of Jericho on Moxley in the tacks!
“It’s sadistic!” said Jim Ross.
Eddie grabbed a handful of tacks and smacked Jericho
in the face with them! Tay Conti took out the ref
and stole the keys from him to open the cage door.
Ruby Soho sprinted to the ring and grounded and pounded
Tay! They brawled to the back!
Jericho climbed to the top of the cage structure to
get away from Eddie Kingston.
“I’m not sure Jericho knows that Eddie is
in hot pursuit behind him,” said Taz.
Kingston walloped Jericho with the spinning back fist!
Sammy climbed to the roof of the cage and tackled
Eddie Kingston.
“This feels like the calm before the storm, and
I think some in our audience feel the same way,”
said Taz.
Kingston hit a low blow on Sammy. Kingston shoved
Sammy off the top of the cage and Sammy came crashing
down through the time keeper’s table!
Jericho and Kingston duked it out on top of the cage!
Jericho applied the Walls of Jericho on Kingston!
Claudio climbed up to the top of the cage and smashed
Jericho with a running boot! Claudio hurled Jericho
around with the giant swing on top of the cage! Matt
Menard clubbed Claudio from behind, saving Jericho.
Claudio placed Matt in the scorpion death lock and
forced “Daddy Magic” Matt Menard to tap
out! Kingston was frustrated because he was trying
to make Jericho tap out at the same time but Claudio
got the tap on Jericho first!
Catch
AEW DYNAMITE on TBS next Wednesday live at 8/7ct from
the Blue Cross Arena at the War Memorial in Rochester,
NY!
This Friday tune in to RAMPAGE on TNT at 10pm ET!
And remember…the home of professional wrestling
is All Elite Wrestling!
